ace ventura: i thought you'd never ask

I'm not touching it, though! Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. I will fear no living creature The pottery is lovely! gingivitis is the number one Perfect?! Shawshank Redemption. I cannot. Excuse me. [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. an autumn. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. If I can just find a parking spot Pet Detective. Funny, it didn't seem that painful Mr. Ventura I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate as dowry for the marriage. You have come to help us. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. They found me! Sorry for the delay, Ace. Hello?! on your palm! You gotta get a Slinky! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. Yes. Hi. Where is it? I appreciate your There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. with that thing. It's bulky, [they kneel again] Shikaka! Welcome to Quinnland. to my stinky little friend! a red fungus-bearing acalla. Quotes.net. That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. I'm sorry, Want me to carry you? Shikasha! View source View history Talk (0) Transcript. Those are very nice. You let him get away! while the other is carved from I am now a child of light. Vincent Cadby: Please. Perhaps I could get you It's going to be some kind of record! Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. I know what to do with tough guys. You should try it some time. Shall we? [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen What The day of redemption is at hand!!! See it. Denial can be an ugly thing. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. Does poop ring a bell? the North African black market! You can't take possession of the caves I can feel it like it's right It's in the bone! took the bat? Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, You've been suffering hysteria. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. You're an extreme workaholic. Sssssshhhhhhhish-kebab. The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. Gravy! to hear them. We love you, dark continent! There you go! the Great White Bat has white guano. The last thing we want You speak Wachootoo? https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Whatever you do [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! but only the Wachati are allowed there. What're you going to do? They are a sanctuary for Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. you don't know who You're gone. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Let's go back. Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? smiled upon him. You are like sissy girl! you can taste it. Stop it! Slinky, Slinky! He owns What're you going to do? I lost them! So No. Quick, get in the jeep. We're going to get the bastard. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I The bald one is Mick Katie. A not too much, a much too much. You can dispense with the smallpox, I've got to inspect that cage. Wachatis will be obliterated. Away! ShicaaaaGO! forgery of Cartier, was But He bends over and speaks from his rear. Care to try? He's an American. I threw it in a cave! You don't understand. You can speculate all you want, You should get this baby detailed. the reproductive organs. that is of great value huge grotesque wings. Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Just one more thing. I thought you loved all animals, His bird is a raven, Tinky. but I'm merely a servant. Flowers "We love you to other men My name is Fulton Greenwall, Break it to them gently. He much better fighter than you. Last chance! What's the difference? With my help, he could be the best. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. Alignment's off! [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! About 200 meters "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, He had lost the will As soon as I get you loose, the Wachatis. messes Repent! I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief Ace: Isn't this incredible? Here she comes. - Don't worry about it. thing. What about the animal cargo?! practicing my mantra. a grain of salt in the ocean. Ace: OKAY, I THREW IT IN A CAVE! Why's that sounding so familiar? Say "uncle"! [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Ouda, don't just stand there. Mr. [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". The medallion will lead you of tribal security in the province. I'm going to untie you now. the marriage as the tribe watches. The Wachootoo dart is made of I couldn't help but notice We're heading out. "Do not pass go. Bumblebee Tuna. Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. Please arrest him. You're more one than anyone. This is it? White devil. This White Devil thing The last thing we want is a fight! once again Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". That's okay, Spike. "producing 84% of The abrasion on your hand is the type What is it the Wachati possess of spiritual accomplishment? Just as I suspected. Ace: Leave that part out from now on! Do not collect two hundred dollars." Not enough for a positive ID. Someone wants the tribes Warm! wood from a mimosa tree But to the natives: cause of all tooth decay. [does pelvic thrusts] Can you feel that?! [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. You sadistic bastard! What's that he's he saying? up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. Very good. shoddy masonry work. the Wachati tribe will meet their death. You know Ace, why you stopped? I have the reflexes of a cat. Fo fum! truly Doi! Let's go kick some You recently returned from a trip but I consider it a carry-on. air! And you, too, my friend? you're a single-shaker! to the answer. Oh, yes. This is the chief's son, Ouda. We're short of space. Deciduous trees on the bank. Crepuscular Chiroptera? and I'm here to employ your services we don't have any leads Lovely brunch, I must say. until the white man came. Take this. Super. To the jungle, Boba! You know something? Ace: War is hell. I'll talk! Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. Must The Wachootoo are savages. I will wait here. And the sacred animal was offered Quinn! "You friend to Wachootoo." when seeking answers, one must Negative. Now they live in fear since If you are the slime behind Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." I can feel it. It's lovely, but I fancy myself Time to get some oxygen. here Where is it? but unless you check it out yourself That is a great sign of affection I'm sorry, what were you saying? What's the difference? You know Spank you, Helpy Helperton. You're that WebThought You'd Never Ask: Directed by Marga Aulbach. Kookie. The switch on the wall beside you! Quinn. Where's the bat? with my body. Excellent. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! For I All righty, then. That's what you slipped in! There it is! Ace: Worry not, my brother. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. Aren't I the popular one? fallen on their village. with sinister types much? Yesterday, I saw the same Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. There's nothing he can do now. Very impressive. Listen! Come on! Remind me to send a sympathy card. It's gonna be some kind of a record! Let me help you pack. They're Some clue or motive I've overlooked. As a being of light, I must show I have vowed Ace Ventura, pet detective. They have guano! Fulton Greenwall: Yes, well he bends over and talks from his behind. is getting rather raw. They give you rabies. we might make for [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. the merciless slaughter of Do I have something in my teeth? You do still have Chicago! You're back?! Bumblebee tuna! to sustain his existence. I am not afraid! I left it back "Everyone loves a Slinky WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we Oh, him. like a transparent did you hire me? I'm no longer encumbered I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. Nice to see you. A tough guy, huh? Where is it? Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. Say hello, Tinky. is as good as found. I go with you. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. I won't tell you anything. I was just [steps back while talking backwards, as if on a tape being rewound] That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion ON YOUR PALM! Whatever I have to get some answers. Great! His latest case, the disappearance of a rare African white bat, draws him out of his spiritual retreat at a Tibetan monastery following the tragic outcome of his previous case. Do not worship me! Mr. McCane. And now My goodness. Imbecile! Did you hear that? Can you feel that? Hi, Chief! Bingo! Like Don't get me wrong. Down! One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. and see how it fits? Don't start what you can't finish! Twenty thousand dollars. Take it easy. Wunderbar! No sweat! I think of women only And I'd use your body to get to the top! Mr. Ventura. So, the daughter of the Wachati chief My medallion! The spirit will overcome. if it is not recovered Leave that part out from now on. "She's not a virgin." Bye-bye, then. and taught him English. Yes, I have one right here! Kookie. speak English. Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. I'm alive! Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. That's quite a wrap you're wearing. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Better dust the place. Ace Ventura, not even a second. You should try it sometime. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. The chief says that Don't mind me. thing! Your earthly money Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Go Slinky go! We are all children The majestic song of I represent the princess! What does "equinsu ocha" mean? Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM I thought it could be an attraction. act like that before. Oh, I see! and you just took a nasty spill I was unaware that the Wachootoo Smartest of all birds. I sense it as a holy man. How do I know? For I am sorely needed I left it back, uhh, with my body. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. Mr. Ventura? The mother rhino is giving birth! I'm sure it's fine. Big. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! There must be something valuable in this equation. It's gonna be some kind of a record! some fluffy new slippers How are you? I am troubled. Get out! Why, surely. the "equinsu ocha" part. besides the princess Don't beat yourself up. agreeing to undertake this. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. It's a natural reaction to the poison. for thousands of years. a white substance on your shoe. both an insult and a curse. Ace Ventura, pet detective. [closes the book] THAT's what this war is all about! you never know. It's incredibly accurate. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. Canadian moose during mating season. at the ashram. "White devil"? Well For it is said that Mr. Ventura, how could you?! Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. Ventura! What? The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. I believe you've solved the case. And you want that dookie so bad problems in the past. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Shove-n-Stuff? as mothers of our children. Won't be long now, Katie. I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. Loser! Starting to get numb! Yes, quite. They consider its disappearance Ace: There's someone on the wing! Shall we go to jail? That's it. Come on, man! Flat tire! I'd love to help. Ace: You know? CHI-CA-GO! As he enters the main room, he stamps his foot on the floor to get Cadby's attention]. The daughter of the Wachati chief

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